Okay it’s abit late, but yesterday in NUS Central Forum, there was this performing band, I don’t know what they were called, but they played exceedingly loud, ear bursting music. It was terrible and hurtful to my ears, I bloody hate it when bands don’t know how to adjust their sounds properly.

It becomes ROJAK. You CANNOT hear the lead singer or whatever mumbo-jumbo he’s yelling, the guitar and bass volumes aren’t complementing each other. So you get TRASH MUSIC. PURE GARBAGE. I guess I should take away the ROJAK thingy i mentioned earlier. ROJAK.

Tune down more lah, play it softer to everyone can HEAR. Now that’s not all. The first song I “heard” them sing was entitled “Bukakehs” or something like that. The lead singer quoted “…Bukakeh, and it’s a song that all NUS students can relate to..” What the fug is Bukakeh? Cmon I don’t know Jap (okay it sounds Jap don’t you think?) and I don’t watch Jap porn. It sounds more like BOGEH to me.

I asked my friend, F**A and he explained…. (WARNING. RA21. I am not responsible hor.)

that Bukakeh is a Jap scenario when there’s a girl and many guys in a room/hall. What happens is that every guy will queue up in a line, and each of them will squirt on the girl’s face. (Hmmm, I wonnder how that happens…) One thing for sure, I bet my friend has watched lots of porn. TELL ME,  how do ALL NUS students RELATE to this?!? Damn the band lar.

Their second song I heard them play was even crappier. It was entitled “New Age Vaginas.” Sigh…what more can I say man…these suckers are really…really…. ARGH.

And did I say that the lead singer was an albino? Long WHITE hair, WHITE skin. Kinda like our minister’s son in grunge boots, minus the long white hair of course.