Chiobu with scrawny legs and patchy skin == NOT!

Phoaaa I am so blardy tired. I just came back from dinner at Adam Road, as usual, I wanted my Stall No. 2 Nasi Lemak. I wanted their ‘Royal Flush’, but then sold out. Like wtf?! How can sold out one, people just come for dinner leh at 7pm. Sigh.

So I made do with the ‘Chicken Wing’ Set, and asked them to add one piece of fishcake. ONE DOLLAR for the freaking fish cake! OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT. I was so damn hungry already, queue for so very long, and then got charged $1 for ONE piece of small, round fishcake. Fark lar, whatever…I gave the $1 and quickly got down to eating. Buay ta han.

Okay apart from being ripped, school was kewl. The introductory lecture to GEK1001 was so lively and interesting. The lecturers were so engaging, especially Aprof Chang! His speech and clarity is top notch, and he manages to captivate students with his confidence and so kewl jokes! He’s sooo on the same wavelength as students! Damn hip man! Cheers to Mr Chang!

Whoa but I tell you ah, this lecture alot of chicks man. I was literally bleeding. I was with Fir, and got this couple ahead of us, a normal guy and this scrawny-legged, patched-skin (Yes, i mean the skin on her legs) chiobu. Not really patched lah, but erm I don’t know how to put it. It’s not cellulite leh, it’s like normal skin, but with different shades of stripes on her legs. Something like a zebra, but not that extreme. Aiyah how do I put it…aiyah it’s like she has skin disease.

Oh well, she had her puffy skirts on, it wasn’t short, but it was puffy. But her legs looked disgusting can. Went up huge flight of stairs, and I know cheekopehs (or lets just generalise this to guys lah, hor?) at this point of time will try to peek or “cui” at the underneaths.

BUT HOR, for this situation, cannot lah. I already cannot stand the ugly sight of her legs, you still want me to peek? I think I’ll vomit bile. I told Fir to stop and wait till she has reached the top of the stairs, before we proceed to climb it.

Maybe I’m too mean or just overreacting. Okay sorry lah, so maybe she wore something not suited for her body type. But still, at least wear jeans! She couldn’t have missed her own skin, could she?

Btw, for EE3001 project, my group members voted me to be the project leader. What the hell, not fair man. All of them voted against me sia. It was 7 versus my 1 vote. Then the two girls in the team ke lian me, so it became 7 versus 3 votes. Tell me, how to win? PIANGZ. *I WANT TO BE IN THE MARKETING FACTION* Boohoooooooooooooo…what bullies! Ditong, I don’t care. You’re gonna bring me milo everytime I ask for it! HUMPH.