Fugly Ah-lian intentionally coughs at me, mouth full of food.

My friend and I reached this PARTICULAR university in Singapore, and we were looking for study benches. Unfortunately, all was occupied, so we decided to camp at some seat a distance away while keeping a lookout.

We took out our project notes, and started discussing on blah blah blah blah…Boy we got lucky! This fugly ah-lian, who was initially occupying the bench eating her meal, stood up and walked away. So we thought "Hey, she has finished eating, let's go grab that seat then."

Well, I walked towards the bench, put my bag down, and i Saw that fugly ah-lian actually shifting to the opposite table. (I realised she hasn't finished her food. Then why the hell did she move?!) Well, she left her food cover (she ta pao her food arh) on "our" table, so I thought she came back to claim it. 

Instead, she came to me, and purposely coughed at me, literally in the face! (But kena my left side of body) Whoa this girl seriously has problems man, crazy or PMS sia? So I stared at her back…waiting for her to say something, and she did! Wheeee.

She said "blardy hell, from far stare stare, want to sit bench, blardy hell" 

Paiseh, she spewed on me, and I'm not taking the matter lightly. I shouted back at her, "HELLLO? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?" I can't vividly remember what she said, but she basically reiterated what she said before. I went "FOR WHAT I WANNA STARE AT YOU, EH COMEON PLEASE LAR. IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED EATING, THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE YOUR SEAT UP? BY ALL MEANS SIT DOWN AND FINISH YOUR FOOD LAH. WHY YOU WANT THIS SEAT IS IT? COME, I GIVE YOU BACK THIS SEAT, YOU FINISH YOUR FOOD FIRST."

Don't say I'm not being a gentleman. Afterall, I offered her the study bench back. But I think she got so embarassed by the whole matter (Everyone was staring) that she took her stuff (including that blardy pork rice she's eating) and walked away, out into the hot sun, frantically searching for a decent place to have her meal. 

Stare at her? Cmon man, what do people do when they're sourcing for a seat, say in a food court? Obviously you have to look around what! Bleahz. And if she's a chiobu and accused me of staring, then fine lah. But hey, it's fasting month, why would I stare at a fugly bitch somemore?

Unbelivable incident man. I know that such people exists, but I didn't know that it would happen in Singapore, or more so that it would happen to me! She thinks she can play punk with me, and then I just diam-diam like some bloody fool is it? Maybe if she just bitched and hurled vulgarities, then I don't care lah.

But what left my friend and me puzzled is, why did she feel obligated to move? I mean obviously you haven't finished your food what. Just effing finish your pork rice lah, damnit. And then get the eff out of my sight. Better that way, saves each person's day, and not so suay…