Hmmm…okay i'll see what I can come up with (Hey they're true accounts)…brain isn't working very good right now. I feel sleepy all the time!

• I was dead once, as a baby. Yes like seriously, I was all limp and not breathing. Mum and granny almost went crazy (I was the first grandson) and seeked religious help. Of course I survived (THANK YOU GOD FOR LETTING ME LIVE ON), else I wouldn't be here doing payperposts would I? lol. I guess someone doesn't like me, and I know who that person is. Hurhur…

• I peed in my shorts during kindergarten days. I wanted to use the toilet and asked for permission. Teacher didn't let me, and I couldn't hold it in anymore. So it came out! I was laughing to myself saying "Serves you right, dumb teacher. Now clean the floor!"

• When I was in my primary school days, somewhere between primary 1-3, I was hyperactive and loud. There was this occasion when I was at the old Teban Gardens, I was running around playing catch with some cousins. I couldn't "brake" in time and hit the big, old, red fire extinguisher. I was hurt real bad, my mum told me I was bleeding thrrough the nose and ears. (Yeah I didn't know ears could bleed).  Good old religious medication did the trick.

• In primary 3, I was waiting for the school bus with my then good time buddy, Farhan. Usual stuff boys do, climb letter boxes and run around. Was running around and fell, checked my body and turned out a cubic portion of my left knee was gone! It was about 1-2cm deep. It looked white inside, and I could see blood slowly flowing out. I looked around frantically for my cubic piece of skin, hoping to find it so I could like "LEGO" it back. But the skin was in the drain, and on top of the drain was some Chinese offerings (It was the 7th month then). I guess I was the casualty. Well, I think it took 8 painful stitches at the old Jurong Hospital (Docs there were so fucked up then).

Hmmm I don't know what else to come up with. So I guess that's about it?