Bapoks are exceedingly horny creatures, and that's why they're rich.

So you say I'm bad. Sorry lah, even though it didn't come from me. I mean what do gay couples do sia? And what do bapoks couples do too? You mean they do normal things like normal couples do? Okay fine. BUT WHAT DO NORMAL COUPLES DO?!?!?!? tammy tammy tammy!

A man is always horny. Put him with a girl and see what happens. God made us to procreate, man. Now, put a guy with a guy. You get double horny minus the procreation but plus the STDs and HIVs. I don't need to get started with bapoks.

Sidetrack: Know why bapoks are so rampant in Thailand and why it is widely accepted there? Well the Thais believe in reincarnations, and for a woman's soul to end up within a man's body means that he/she (i'm already confused here) is atoning for his/her past sins. Very karmatic indeed.

But Singaporean bapoks are different.  Different religion leh. Okay fine. I know shit happens. Maybe some mix-up occured in heaven so that's why you're a bapok. But that's why we have religions. It's to guide you back to the (supposedly) correct path. Accordingly, the world should only have two genders: male and female.

Okay whatever lah. Even with your mix-up, I wish you the best lah hor. I believe that everyone will be rewarded in the afterlife for the good things that they do now. But still, argh…Never mind. All the best.