I was at Bugis yesterday, and I really had an urgent need to use the toilet. So I dropped by OG and got the scare of my life!

@%#! It totally ruined my pissing mood. I sometimes ask myself why do such things happen? Are guys really that handicapped when it comes to aiming? Or are they just plain inconsiderate?

Let's not talk about shit. Let's just talk pissing. Say, you urgently need to use the toilet to do some "bombings", and being a pampered Singaporean, you'd definitely want a sitting toilet bowl.

But when you get into one of the cubicles, you're disgusted with the sight of OTHER men's urine splashed all over the toilet bowl. Now, you overlook that and just pull down the toilet seat "rimmer" (even though you're effing reluctant to do so, but it looks like you don't have any other choice). Guys, you know you hate those plastic toilet rims!

And when you pull that down, you're wishing, "I hope this plastic rim isn't dirtied either." However, you are once again disappointed. Time's running out and you decide to use tissue paper to clean those rims. You try very hard to hold the nuclear explosion within your rectum, but…

"Prrrrrrrraaauuuuuuttt". Armageddon. You just shit in your pants. Worse, you don't have spare undies with you. 

Now let's talk shit. Personally, I've seen a similar sight on a sitting-type toilet bowl. It's not pleasant, I bet everyone would agree with that. Moreover, it's not like you can clean that mess up with a tissue paper.

"NO WAY. I'M NOT GONNA GET NEAR THAT THING!" 

Come on guys. I understand that it's very hard to contain that bomb in your rectum, but STILL…Can you freaking get into position first before you let loose your wrath? 

If you still mess that up (Could be elderly men who have no control over their rectal muscles), at least have the courtesy to clean up your own shit so that other people can use that same cubicle conveniently. 

I think men need toilet-etiquette training.