Let me tell you a story…On one fine, random day….I decided to visit my granny. I just got home from school and I was starving, so I dropped by the Mama shop and bought myself 'Snickers'. 

As soon as I reached my granny's place, I put down my 'Snickers' on the table and headed for the toilet to wash my feet (Old folks advice you to do this to wash away "bad luck" down the drain). 

When I got back, I couldn't find my 'Snickers'! It miraculously disappeared! Damn it, who stole my freakin Snickers schimckers? I asked around, but no one knew or wouldn't admit to stealing it (Just admit lah, I can forgive you still!).

I then spotted my nephew… 

Got you, you little maggot! :D