Escaped JI Leader = Asia’s very own Michael Scofield.

Previously on PRISON BREAK…..

JI Leader: Sergeant! Saya cannot tahan ah…my kencing want to come out already…I not lying. I telling truth. Sumpah!

Sergeant: Oei kaobei lah…I playing PSP…You cannot see ah. Because of you, my Man U now trailing by one goal against Arsenal.

JI Leader: But I really tak boleh tahan!!! Cepat lah sergeant. Later I got gall stone, I call my lawyer…WILL YOU ANSWER FOR IT? And pay my medical bills? I don't have Medisave tau!

Arsenal scores another goal…

Sergeant: DAMN IT. CCB. That's it man, okay you mangkok. You want to go toilet right? Go. But make sure you behave yourself!

JI Leader: *Aaaah! This is my chance to getawaay. I've been planning this for months!* 

JI Leader enters the toilet alone…no one to watch him. He rips the toilet bowl apart, exposing a secret route…and duh, you know the rest of the story…

Dry jokes aside…My god, how does one escape from an ISD lockup? ISD LEH. It's a freaking high security lockup for high-profile criminals ley. This news alone is shocking and embarassing! To add to that, he escaped in BROAD daylight. Goodness.

And I heard he managed his getaway with a limped leg? This guy's fucking awesome man. I'm telling you there's no way this can be accomplished if not for an inside job. There is another possible way actually, probably he JUMPED himself through a portal!

Or did he flush himself down the toilet bowl?

Or maybe he knows some spiritual/mystical stuffs. Hurhur…

Or maybe he's a mutant X and can walk through walls.  

Cmon Singapore! He looks like he's got a few tricks up his sleeve. Don't underestimate him. 

Pictures courtesy of Channel NewsAsia