What I’m gonna say might piss off some people…So I’ll put up this disclaimer. Better get lost if you don’t want to hear these hard truths. If you choose to read on, I am not responsible for whatever damages you incur.

I’ve warned you. If you decide to proceed and feel somewhat of a pinch (or multiple pinches, even stabs), blame yourself for being curious.

Eh wait, need to discuss with my nu pengyou about something. be right back…

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(some 15 minutes later)

Okay I’m back. Where was I. Ah okay. I feel so bitchy tonight.

Previously, I went through some shit if you people still remember. Yeah, that epic saga. Hehehe. But after me was another replacement! Wasn’t any surprise at all.

You posted crap about your then bf being the real man, that he’s cool about it, that everything’s fine and so on. Cmon lah, who the fuck you kidding? So confident for what. You some mind reader?

Let me tell you something about guys. It’s okay for us to cheat behind your back (highly debatable. so stfu and listen), but when you do it to us, it’s SO NOT OKAY. His trust for you == ZERO. Did you REALLY think he’s cool about it?

Turning tables around like you always do. Cmon lah it’s not his fault lah. Don’t you see how liberal you are, going out secretly behind your bf’s back (You dare to NOT call this cheating?!), paying more attention to other guys instead of your bf. The problem is you lah. YOU. Don’t put the blame on him just because you “shiok” with other guys.

I have said this, and I will say it again. A guy and a girl, who like each other, can NEVER be the best of friends. Something will happen one.

Yes you ruined your relationship. You paved your own way into your nice, comfy shithole you’re in now.  It’s good that you’ve publicly acknowledged that. That’s something new, zomg.

Face it lah, you are fucking selfish. You just wanna keep your ass clean. Look now, you’re doing it to your bf. What’s new, tell me. What’s fucking new?!?!

Emotionless is better than heartless, IMHO. At least you’re honest and fillial, just that you’ve got nothing much to say. Some people are like that, yeah I’m cool with that.

Sorry ah people, very random. Throwing bits and pieces here, there, everywhere.

Maybe your bf and I should form a new club. Lol. I’d call our club “SCANDALIZED”. Something like what your 4-person clique is about, i.e. your ex-bf was my ex-bf and my ex-bf was yours. OMG can you imagine what they’d talk about?

Female 1: OMG I can’t believe we sucked the same dick before!
Female 2: o_O ..!..

Yes I’m mocking you.

So you blame him for letting the relationship stay stagnant. ZOMG. Is that how you justify yourself for cheating behind his back? You find that comforting, huh? Wah lao, you’re stuck up leh, seriously woman.

Eh I thought some freaky old man came up to you and said you have a perfect life? What happened to that? Where’s that perfect girl with that perfect life WE ALL ENVY? Must be a CONMAN lah that guy. Sorry old man, Praises != Money.

And please reduce your divine praises for God. Sure, HE helps everyone, HE listens and guides everyone.  But I don’t think he’ll fix that stuck up brain of yours for you. You seriously, SERIOUSLY need to do some soul searching woman. Please fix yourself and get a better life. It’s okay, you can thank me later.

Lesson of the day:

The pursuit of happiness is not selfish. Even if it means cheating on your partner.

Okay that was a joke.